January 2012
4 posts
kathabblanskcas:
when you download an album and it comes with the correct album art and all of the song names capitalized and in the right order
December 2011
3 posts
“I guess my grandparents also knew that I like being moist.”
– Jen
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Old men are hilarious
Dan: You can't throw out anything around Jimmy here! The other day he saw some clothes lying over by the dumpster, said it might be a dead body.
Me: oh, did you go and pick it up?
Jim: Naw I just took the clothes.
November 2011
6 posts
you know, being in a relationship with a wizard...
and-strait-on-till-morning:
and thus destroying the human race and creating a world of wizards.
….I want a wizard boyfriend now….damn you Howl…DAMN YOU
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naranja-in-pajamas asked: kyle you need to slow down I can't keep up with all these posts you're posting. my dash is flashing before my eyes.
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While shopping yesterday;
Jen: Hey, they even have a stuffed Rudolph one. He plays music, too.
Kyle: Really? What song does he play?
Jen: >:|
Kyle: ... D':
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My Facebook friends list is made up of three kinds of people:
- People I actually care about (The ten people I have on my ‘close friends’ sub-list) - Obligatory (Work friends/Relatives) - People who are of so little consequence to me that it doesn’t matter if they see any of my shit.
October 2011
4 posts
naranja-in-pajamas asked: two posts in one night??? whew slow down cowboy
September 2011
3 posts
“Though, I think it’s a little shooped, you can tell by the pickles…...”
– Allyssa
What a rare find
Jen: She doesn't even know what she's missing out on! This could've been so expensive! At least ten dollars!
Allyssa: Yeah, like even more than that!
Jen: Which is why I said at least
Allyssa: Or even more expensive...
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August 2011
3 posts
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“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking. It’s right...”
– GLaDOS (via idlovetobebardafree)
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Step 1>Wake up
Step 2>”Welcome to the animus, please select your program settings and parameters.”
While on the dock at Cultus Lake
Me: You gotta owl before you dive in. Right now I'm totally locked on my target.
Janelle: You gonna aerial a mermaid?
Me: lolololol puns.
July 2011
8 posts
“Playing “Catch the Jesi” apparently is ‘sacreligious’ or...”
– Lanaia
“Honey is invincible. It’s like the cockroaches of food; which is about as...”
– Graeme
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“I think I’m weird cause like, when it’s hot out I wish it was...”
– That girl from my work.
Real life
Janelle: Well now that the internet is up I'm not really tired anymore.
Kyle: Welcome back to the internet, no more sleeping.
Janelle: Ever.
“Hey! I’m moving in! Put on some pants!”
– Janelle moved in this morning
June 2011
10 posts
“I didn’t really know what they were doing, they were looking at the TV and...”
– I’ll just leave the source out. :)
Me: So Marion Cotillard will be in the next Batman movie?
Janelle: Yeah, Nolan sure likes working with the same people. I wonder if Christian Bale will be in it.
Me: ...
Janelle: ... Aw, FUCK!
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“Were you just speaking Japanese to that baby? Was it speaking it back to you?”
– Andrea
I was.
May 2011
10 posts
“Oh, gross, disgusting! I think I accidentally just ate a piece of pepperoni from...”
– Other Kyle
“She was too nice, you know? Like, hooker-nice.”
– Andrea
Happy Rapture, Everybody
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Jen: I wanna catch a goose. We just need to work together guys. We need to make a circle with four corners and then move in.
Lanaia: They can fly.
Jen: DAMMIT.
“A total of once? That’s like no addition needed!”
– Jen
